Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Summary: The title says it all. Crack warning!
Kinks: Crossdressing, food.
Word Count: 564
Author's Note: Written for berne, who took part in my friends survey (My Big Damn Fic/Art Table) and prompted "apples".
Eternal thanks go to shrieking_ell for the quick and most helpful beta reading!!
Cut goes to my journal.
( How Barbossa Became so Obsessed with Apples )